goth christmas sweater

The Goth Christmas Sweater, for People Who Wear Black in July

The ugly Christmas sweater tradition deserves a dark twin. Tombstones instead of reindeer, bats instead of snowflakes, inverted holly in blood red, knitted in proper fair-isle bands. Exactly like the festive knits your grandmother made, if your grandmother had been a witch.

From the collection

The Goth Christmas Sweater Edit

Made to order Grave Xmas · The goth ugly Christmas sweater: tombstones, bats and inverted holly. View piece →
Grave Xmas€79.90
Sweaters · knitted jacquard
Made to order Cemetery Row · A graveyard skyline banded around the chest, crescent moon on the sleeve. View piece →
Cemetery Row€84.90
Sweaters · knitted jacquard
Made to order Pentacle Classic · One clean pentacle, center chest. Occult minimalism. View piece →
Pentacle Classic€79.90
Sweaters · knitted jacquard
Good to know

What makes a proper goth Christmas jumper

A real goth Christmas sweater is a fair-isle jumper that swapped the reindeer for tombstones and the snowflakes for bats. Ours are knitted, not printed: proper banded jacquard in bone, black and blood red, exactly as warm and heavy as the festive knits your grandmother made, if your grandmother wore black. Order by early December: every jumper is knitted to order in Italy with a 2 to 3 week lead time, so earlier is safer.

Something of your own in mind? We take commissions: your motif, knitted the same way, sizes S to 7XL.

Questions

Goth Christmas Sweater FAQ

Is this a real knitted Christmas jumper?

Yes. Real fair-isle style jacquard bands, knitted into the fabric. It is precisely as warm and heavy as a traditional Christmas jumper. Only the iconography disagrees.

Will it arrive before Christmas?

Order by early December: every piece is knitted to order in Italy with a 2 to 3 week lead time. Earlier is safer. December is our busiest crypt.

Can I machine wash it?

Gentle wool cycle, cold, inside out. Full care notes ship with the garment.

Dreaming of a piece that does not exist yet? Commission a piece · your motif, knitted for real.

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